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Davey havok

Davey -

My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic.

"We're in a white Jeep!"

"i dont know what the monster is. there is a monster. it happens in the studio. sometimes it happens on stage. and its in my neck. sometimes it happens when im just talking like id be talking to you and the monster bites me....it hurts. ITS NOT AN ATTEMPT TO BE WHACK."


"Oh, please! I wish I had her body!" Davey on being called a Madonna impersonator

"Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants!"

RANDOM FAN: Davey, you look so sexy.
DAVEY: *cocky smile* Davey always looks sexy.

Adam: I was a Weeblow.
Jade: We all blow.
Davey: I blow!!!

DAVEY: Well, we have a couple of stories about that... When we playe dwiht SNFU, Geoff and I and our friend Smiff... Mark was there too, Adumb had already left, for reasons unmentioinable. We were standing at the table selling stuff, and there was this big girl... She was really tall, about 100 feet tall and...She wasn't fat or anyting- she was just BIG. She had this big smile and bright red lipstick and a short blond flat-top - a bleach-ed blond haircut like the girl in Rocky IV, or whatever.
MARK: Like Susan Powter.
DAVEY: Yeah, like her! 'Stop the Insanity!' So, she kept coming up to the SNFU table and out stuff and saying, "Anything free?" and she'd smile. We'd say, "No" and she'd make this grimace, pout, roll her eyes and walk away. She kept coming up and doing that and at one point, I was drinking Jolt and I had let somebody else drink out of it. There was lipstick on it when she gave it back to me. I said to Dave (SNFU's manager) after I drank from it, "That's the closest thing I've come to a kiss in a long time." And, so, he says, "Aw, Davey, you just got to exert yourself." So the big girl comes back and takes these two SNFU stickers off the table and tapes them to her breasts, which were kind of large. Dave says, "Don't make me go there, 'cause I will." She says, "Well what if i run?" and Dave says, "Well, me and Davey will have to catch you and tear them off. Won't that be fun?" I was just sitting there, so Dave says, "I'll tell you what. If you give my friend Davey here a little kiss I'll let you have those two stickers for free." She says, "Okay," and then he asked, "How about you, Dave?", "Uh, okay." - I thought I was just gonna get a little smooch...
GEOFF: So Davey puckers up and the girl takes her hand, puts it behind Davey's head, and this 80 foot tongue shoots out of her mouth and goes down Davey's throat!
DAVEY: I was shocked, I was crying, I couldn't breathe. Ohhh- it was horrible.
GEOFF: My eyes popped out of my head about three feet.
DAVEY: It was traumatizing.
MARK: And later on when she saw you what did she say? Oh, "I'll see YOU later."
DAVEY: I'm a fucking idiot.

 

 

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jade

Jade quotes -

Interviewer: In 6 words or less, give us the best idea that you can of who Jade Puget is.
Jade: Trouble, baby, trouble.
Interviewer: Do you believe in angels?
Jade: Yeah, I think they've got a shot this year.
Interviewer: What's your favourite shade/colour?
Jade: Well, I'm sponsored by black so I'll have to go with that.
Interviewer: Are there any AFI songs of which you're not very fond? (Hunter admitted to Weathered Tome...) If not, do you have a least favourite?
Jade: I really only like the first 7-inch.
Interviewer: Has anything really funny ever happened in the studio that you don't mind sharing?
Jade: No, I don't mind.
Interviewer: I give you a word, and you give me the first thing that comes to mind.
Pink-I can go for hours, if you know what I mean
Davey-Hammock
Adam-Pirate
Hunter-Gatherer
Pirate-Adam

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg

We finally finished backing vocals and the came out totally 100% neat. I made plenty of supercool faces while I was singing, like this one where I had my eyes all clenched tight and then I hit this high note and looked up to the sky and slowly raised my fist like Whitney Houston in "I Will Always Love You".

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"Stevie Wonder picks out my clothes for me. "

On why Davey rarely posts on the messageboard)
He's answerd a bunch of questions, he just gets the most, look at all the Davey questions, it's a daunting task keeping up with it. Either that or he's still trying to go online with his Playstation."

"I listen to AFI songs quite a bit when we're recording them because it helps me to come up with new ideas on how to improve them. It would be kind of embarrassing if I was at a stop sign and someone rolled up and saw me rocking out to my own song. "

"If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face! "

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Adam!

Adam quotes -
"Britain's very nice. The weather is... lovely."
 
Q: Adam are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes
 
Q: What are the most embarrassing things to happen on stage?
Adam: Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through intead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it but I don't think it worked
Adam: Worked for me

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Hunter-
 
im having trouble finding hunter quotes.. ill get some very soon

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